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[-] heavy@sh.itjust.works 98 points 6 months ago

"Ever since we kept the chair out of the break room, sales have skyrocketed!"

  • Make believe logic
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 40 points 6 months ago

...the number of employees seen limping has skyrocketed!

– What actually happens

[-] jxk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

The number of employees with chronic back, knee and joint problems that manifest only years later when they don't work at Kohl's anymore and thus are not visible to management has skyrocketed. – What actually actually happens

[-] naun@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I deveoped varicose veins within my first few years of working on till in a grocery store. This was in my early twenties, and for the rest of my life. The company doesn't care, even while you work there. Fuck these policies.

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I used to work at Walmart

My first sign was seeing like almost every employee have a slight limp

My second sign was me proceeding to develop a slight limp

I was litterly only there for 3 months And we had chairs in the break room

this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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