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I mean why would you wanna do that? just wwhy?

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[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 112 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step 1: Fire 80% of your programmers

Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing "everything"

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit(?)

Seems like step 3 might involve stopping doing even the basics of keeping your existing client base happy.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

In step 3 is “lose 50% of your advertisers” and “completely destroy a well known brand that’s made its way into common nomenclature” among others

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We literally had a joke about destroying a brand the very way musk is at the top rated business school I got a degree from. You kind of had to be there tho

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Is it one of Canada’s top-rated business schools and did you get pretty good grades

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Top rated in the US and internationally and yes

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Did you graduate with someone named Nathan? I don’t remember his last name but it definitely started with an F

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's remarkably possible, but I have that disease where everyone's name is Murphy.

[-] GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Elon has clearly shown that I can trust him with my finances. I am excited to turn all my personal data and money over to his excellently designed software and highly ethical company. What could go wrong?

[-] Cybermass@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Step 3 is using chatGTP to break.. I mean to build your site

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

I can't imagine wanting to use Twitter for anything critical after Elon axed the security and compliance teams. Like finance. You're basically asking for your identity to be stolen.

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