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What the hell do people even do in strip clubs (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by Moss@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like from what I understand you're not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say "hey isn't it awesome when there's boobs?"

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

I've never understood why it's seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.

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[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I do understand how they work.

That just brings up a lot of questions on how you do know... you got a friend who works at one or smthm lmao?

[-] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

I'm a fed who uses their connections with the underworld to launder money for the CIA.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Right, 1st time I'm hearing about FBI collabing with CIA... how's the assignment?

[-] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

You're tell me buddy. It's not a direct collaboration, more like a putting money into a slush fund but we all know where it goes. Langley can eat my ass.

The assignment sucks honestly. Some dirtbag made a post 8 days ago talking about how they were gonna do a terrorism. They then uploaded 100,000 pictures of a butthole and I have to sort through them all just in case the 51,832th jpg is an actual plan for terrorism.