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What the hell do people even do in strip clubs (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by Moss@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like from what I understand you're not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say "hey isn't it awesome when there's boobs?"

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

I've never understood why it's seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

dry-humped to completion

I don't think cumming in your pants is generally what guys are hoping to get from a lap dance? like I'm sure it happens but I don't think it's the desired outcome for anyone involved lmao

[-] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Look, no one wants to go to a strip club.

Going to the strip club to dry hump is the sex-worker equivalent of buying shitty ditch weed from a white guy because you're too scared to leave suburbia. It's a shitty, low-risk, compromise from people who don't want to get into trouble.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

i would simply go to a place where it's legal if i ~~didn't think it would be a waste of both our time because i can't afford enough time to get comfortable with a new person~~ had no reservations about the ethics of putting the john in john brown note.