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[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 199 points 6 months ago

This is why all of my gaming groups just start with an orgy and get that out of the way right off the bat. Everyone gets everything. Sex communism solves all. (Major /s if not obvious)

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 68 points 6 months ago
[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

To monitor the emergency exit door of the orgy room.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 months ago

Wait, isn't this what session 0 is for? Getting all the tension out and working through your issues?

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 47 points 6 months ago

Can I wear full plate to the orgy?

[-] platypode@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.de 33 points 6 months ago
[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you've got to attach it to something

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

That's classism!

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Found the Greek!

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 months ago

Sex communism solves all.

Controlling the means of reproduction!

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