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Debian Thong (lemmy.zip)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

This is real

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[-] Olap@lemmy.world 142 points 6 months ago
[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 158 points 6 months ago

You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 89 points 6 months ago
This incident will be reported.
[-] stembolts@programming.dev 50 points 6 months ago
[-] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 6 months ago

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 18 points 6 months ago

I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

doas -cHad apt remove

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago
[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

Yes, do as I say!

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 50 points 6 months ago

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 6 months ago

I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

Not my bit, but still horny.

[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 6 months ago

You made me wet!

this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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