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My buddy got a job soliciting donations for the DNC (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Already given him important advice such as:

If you ever want a break just ask your co-workers what harry potter house they are - libs love that shit 20 minute break easy.

and

If you're going to quit / get fired just start telling callers you're taking donations to get Bill Clinton's name removed from the Epstein flight logs.

Open to other helpful suggestions

Edit: His description of his supervisor is hilarious but I dunno how much I can share. Apparently they got a Glengary Glen Ross style motivational speech today. This is the best thing to happen to me in a while hahaha

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[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Hello, sir, madam, or the third secret one. I am soliciting donations for Donald Trump's reelection campaign. As a registered Democrat, can I count on your donation to ensure that as many middlemen as possible get a cut while your regional representative limply avoids anything that even smells like material improvements to your existence while signing three press releases per day about the volume, frequency, and effect on the overall "vibe" as it pertains to Final President Trump's farts?