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NYT: R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
(www.nytimes.com)
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
Imagine writng for The Onion with a reality like this.
Their benefits team needs to include 90 days per year of drug and alcohol rehab, because I assume everyone has to get wasted constantly to make things make sense.