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Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 98 points 6 months ago

“My brain worm was not weak and small, it was so big that Timothee fucking Chalamet could have ridden it across my brain,” said an enraged Kennedy Jr.

LMFAO

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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works -3 points 6 months ago

Like Trump could pronounce "Chalamet"

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[-] charlytune@mander.xyz 20 points 6 months ago

"said an enraged Kennedy Jr."

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