The HuffPost Offices at 3:00 AM, May 9th:

"Shit, Project 2025 threats aren't working... Jimmy, what do we have in the back???"

"Uh... Donald Trump is going to authorize hundreds of thousands of hillbillies with shotguns to go out and murder the blacks, transes, and ay-rabs on his first day in hypothetical office?"

"...Jimmy, you're a goddamn genius; have a promotion."

Fuck it, I hope they do at this point. Maybe I'll get got first, if I'm lucky. Like, I hope the smuggard genocide collaborating crackers who've been haranguing us to voot bloo regardless of the racist genocider they want to put up understand: I'd genuinely rather die. I would genuinely rather die myself at the hands of a reactionary cracker than support their genocider-in-chief.