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[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

CUT MY CAKE INTO PORTIONS
EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF PEEPS
MANY SLICES
SO YUMMY
THIS IS THE BEST PARTY

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Capitalist version:

CUT MY CAKE IN NO PIECES

THIS IS MY SOLO TORTE

IT'S JUST FOR MY

OWN EATING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT MEANS THAT I'M GREEDY

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Cut my cake into pieces
I've eaten my solo tort
All for me, no sharing Oh did you think I'd be sharing?
Do you even care if I die eating?
It would be right, it's always right
To hog the cake to myself
Let the proles eat what they might
All the cake is out of sight
And I'm contemplating a second plate

Cuz I'm eating my cake, Eating my cake
No one else is eating my cake
Eating my cake, eating my cake
No one else even needs a plate

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I can't even think about this song without Angry White Boy Polka playing in my head lol

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

SOLO TORTE

Perfection

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago

CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!

this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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