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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

That's because you're all communists therefore you don't get free soda refills!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

i think kfc and burger king have free refill... just not mcdonalds

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

trump-drenched Those are real American strongholds of freedom, not wokedonalds!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

what do mcdonalds burgers look like in the west? cos you know here in eastern europe everything has that blueish eastern european color, right? so the burgers look pale and colorless. but i'm assuming they look normal and you know, like food in the west.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

They're all big, yuge, and stuffed full of so much freedom and democracy that every time you take a bite, red-white-blue rays of light shoot out of your mouth as the national anthem plays in your soul while you chew.

They're so nutritional and filling that you'll get all your needed nutrients and vitamins your body's starving for, like ketchup and electrolytes, that's what plants crave!

Every time you have a REAL PATRIOTS burger you gain more muscle mass and move closer to becoming the modern Adonis you could become, for only a small micro-payment installment plan of 100 payments of 29.99 per burger.

BECOME A REAL AMERICAN TODAY!

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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