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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
(www.thedailybeast.com)
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Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it