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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.

Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

So Jesus died on an erection?

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

That’s technically correct.

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