Learning French in school is functionally the same as learning Latin (hexbear.net)

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Like everybody in France under 45 is fluent in English, and who the fuck wants to talk to an older European. Every single French colony without exception is phasing out or has phased out the use of French as France was such an awful colonial power. Did you know that Eclair is pronounced aey-clare? This does nothing for me. I guess some people want to read Les Miserables in the original Foot Mold Language, just like random people enjoy reading Ovid or Cicero in Catholic script.. And just like Latin, fuck that everything has genders and complicated conjugation.

I swear, the French teachers in school were trying to impart the vibe that if we know the French language, French women would have sex with us.

I refuse to defend any facts that I asserted in this essay.

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

and who the fuck wants to talk to an older European.

I-was-saying

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

But only in Russian.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

"I want to talk to an older European"

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean, I'm not even joking when I say this... Well, I don't have plans to learn French necessarily, but one of the big reasons why I want to build my Norwegian skills is for the sake of the older folks who don't speak or aren't comfortable with speaking English. Older folks are by all means a mixed bag — trust me — but I still just like being around and hearing from them generally, and I wish them well, I don't want them to feel lonely or forgotten.