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submitted 2 years ago by imaginelizard to c/cafe

Joke of the day

What did dad say when mom asked him to get groceries?

You’ve got to come with me. It’s Twosday.

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[-] a_HerculePoirot_fan 7 points 2 years ago
[-] casocial 1 points 2 years ago

Hmm, is that freshly cut avocado? If not, I'm surprised it hasn't oxidised while being kept in a lunchbox!

[-] a_HerculePoirot_fan 1 points 2 years ago

Cut it this morning around 6am! :D

[-] casocial 1 points 2 years ago

Wow, I didn't know they could last that long!

[-] a_HerculePoirot_fan 1 points 2 years ago

I squeezed some lemon juice to delay oxidization! :D

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