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[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I'm only partially joking

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you still bust with a vasectomy, but your gun's not loaded anymore

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

ping pong balls

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I really don't like the sound or thought of this like i don't want that cum just building up in there any more than i want plastic

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I can’t tell if this is a bit, but it gets absorbed.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

what if you cum faster than the rate of resorption

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The bits that are produced in the balls aren’t produced on-demand so the frequency of violating the volcel oath doesn’t really matter.

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