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[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Those Rangers were death traps in anything more than 35mph. But then again most cars back in 87 were. So nevermind. Lol.

[-] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Crumple zones? Fuck that! Truck so light I’ll just bounce off the wall.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Haha, even heavy duty cars had terrible crumple zones.

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