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[-] thesmokingman@programming.dev 32 points 5 months ago

The lede is in paragraph four. What the fuck. Why did I have to read three meaningless paragraphs to get to the headline.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You think you got it bad? I had to come in this comment ~~sexton~~ section to find the answer 4 comments down! If you read it, why didn't you put it in your comment?

J/k. I'm just a lazy fuck.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

No idea what the article has to do with bellringers

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Sadly, this was the only article I saw today on the topic. It is weird that it’s buried. I mean… isn’t “don’t burry the lede” the first principle of journalism?

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Not anymore. Not when your revenue is dependent on people seeing ads. The further they scroll, the more ads they see. So they shove a bunch of garbage fluff in the first few paragraphs to keep people scrolling.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

I assume you had to scroll by some ads to get there if you didn't have an adblocker.

[-] thesmokingman@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

I mostly browse on my phone using its reader mode so it’s basically just text. I forget that’s a thing.

[-] pageflight@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He exited the hotel at 2037 hours. At 2045 hours, his truck was observed backing into the parking space where it was later discovered. Video surveillance recordings continuously record his vehicle. Throughout the review of surveillance video spanning the evening of March 8th through the morning of March 9th, from the time the vehicle was backed into the parking space until the Charleston Fire Department gained entry to the vehicle, no other individuals were seen entering or exiting Mr. Barnett’s vehicle. At no time did anyone engage or try to make contact with Mr. Barnett.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

It's gizmodo, i.e. trash

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