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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

Thankfully, bacon makes a fucking mes and stinks up the house for days. The cleanup alone keeps me from cooking it whenever.

[-] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 1 points 7 months ago

do you not know about cooking it in a microwave on some paper towels?

[-] eatthecake@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

And now i want a maple bacon cheesecake.

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