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I had to read this so you do too rule
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I don't know if this is legit NSFW but it's most certainly cursed
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why put soft boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is already high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!
Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.
(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it'll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can't possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)
Actually it’s pretty easy. It’s just like holding your poop in.
If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it'll be transferred to your butt eventually.
That poor egg, it's gonna go through some rough shit on the way.