Looked to me like multiple commenters tried to engage and understand your frustration. That could have been an interesting conversation.

Or it's just a shitpost, but then maybe don't complain about all the "fanboys" who "pretend"? To me, you come across no less combative than the "neckbeards" who "take it super fucking personally". (I'll have you know that I'm perfectly able to grow a luxuriously full beard thank you very much)