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[-] mediocre_magi@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago

Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder "How can I best serve the company?"

[-] CucumberFetish@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

You will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company

[-] zippycat9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

YOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The true question would be: "how can your son best serve the company"? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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