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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 162 points 3 months ago

Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, "Ahoyhoy", "Howdy", "Whats good brother?", or for the more adventurous, "Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it."

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 24 points 3 months ago

I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

In my family it was variations of "Hello, Joe's whatever. Insert rhyme here."

One of my favorites was "Joe's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em."

[-] HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

My dad's go to is "Joe's Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking". Sometimes he'll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

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