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submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] simple@lemm.ee 50 points 5 months ago

I expect this'll be in nottheonion within 3 days

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Until then the onion is staying ahead of the curve (just)

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

Maybe they try to be cellmates with him.

this post was submitted on 31 May 2024

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