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DWI? DUI? What's the difference? The ~~drunks~~ alcohol enthusiasts over at Forbes magazine explain the difference…for those of you who don't have to cover one eye to focus.
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What the fuck are you babbling about?
DUI is "driving under the influence" of alcohol and DWI is "driving while intoxicated". So DWI is less specific.
Actually the DUI carves a broader swath because you can be under the influence but not intoxicated.