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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket

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