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What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by drhugsymcfur@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

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[-] philpo@feddit.de 10 points 3 months ago

I have a very special set of songs for you:

Hamster Dance
Lama Song
Scooter - How much is the fish
Aqua - Barbie girl

Now, listen,here is the important part: You do not play all four songs in a row,oh no. You play the first song in a loop for days, every time you go to the loo. Maybe even place a loudspeaker with a motion sensor there.

Then you stop. And once they feel secure again, when they pull out their stupid phones again, then you strike again. With the same song!

Then,after a while you stop again. Wait for a while. Of course, they have learned and then expect the previous song again. But nooo! Another one,not one bit better than the first one.

Break their pooping souls this way!

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

I would add The Magic Roundabout to this list

Guaranteed insanity

Unfortunately guaranteed for both parties but it only makes your eye twitch a little bit, and it only lasts a week or two

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