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What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[-] theherk@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

They weren't made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Those sons of bitches.. my childhood could've been very.. different.

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It's so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

And it's working. I'm still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.

this post was submitted on 28 May 2024

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