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[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This will eat 80% of Tesla profits, so he will probably ask Tesla to hurry up with the $56 billion he think he is owed.
Tesla stock would plummet even faster than they have recently.

Then he will try to convince Trump to use SpaceX for his Space Force, and have Trump implanted with a chip from Neuralink so he can remote control him. 😋 And then blame any problems on the Jews.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 2 years ago
[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I can't wait for Trump to be the first RC Human.

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Shit dude you can see the fucking strings as it is

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet!

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

and have Trump implanted with a chip from Neuralink so he can remote control him.

If there's one person that can make Trump even worse, it's Elon.

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