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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

please somebody tell me what list of approved manly drinks is

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

1.) BEER

2.) Whisky

3.) Liquid death

4.) Raw milk

5.) Room temperature water

[-] AmaryllisBlues@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Fuck that water shit. REAL men drink mountain dewwwwwwwwwwww

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

4.) Raw milk

what, like a baby cow?

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

No, from your tradwife duh

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 5 months ago

oh god fuck you now i remembered the breast milk ice cream dude :data-laugh:

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

As a man, you should only drink whiskey, never whisky which is a liquor for effeminate peoples (scots etc)

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Oh no, in Colombia we only have kilt-wearing girl whisky kitty-cri-screm

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

is rum manly? we have rum

pirates drank rum

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Pirates were gay as fuck

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

oh shit oh damn :ohnoes:

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

“Come in, Jim,” said the captain. “You’re a good boy in your line, Jim, but I don’t think you and me’ll go to sea again. You’re too much of the born favourite for me. Is that you, John Silver? What brings you here, man?”
“Come back in my booty, sir,” returned Silver. “Ah!” said the captain, and that was all he said. What a supper I had of it that night, with all my friends around me; and what a meal it was, with Ben Gunn’s salted goat and some delicacies and a bottle of old wine from the HISPANIOLA. Never, I am sure, were people gayer or happier.