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YAY!!!! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!!
Again? Sure
Count #1: Guilty
Count #2: Guilty
Count #3: Guilty
Count #4: Guilty
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Count #34: Guilty
Just one more time... I want it, no, NEED it one more time
I got you.
Count #1: Guilty
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Count #33: Guilty
Count #34: Guilty
Yo sorry I got distracted thinking about that orange fuckface being found guilty, could you start over?
I'm here to support.
Count #1: Guilty
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Hell yeah
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Count #34: Guilty
This is absolute brilliance.
I love it
It flows so nicely wouldn't you say?
Count #1: Guilty
Count #2: Guilty
Count #3: Guilty
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Count #34: Guilty
Which count of guilty is your favorite?
There's just something about Count #26 that resonates with me.
It has to be 28, it's just such a wonderful one, the felony itself is great, and there's all that tension building.. simply extraordinay.
Has to be #34. Sitting there listening to the perfect run of guilty charges... You get to 31-32 and it's like you're holding a winning lottery ticket thinking "there's no way we get every single one"...
I'm sorry can I get it once more, I was watering my sofa
Well of course you may, it would be a terribly sad thing to miss
Count #1: Guilty
Count #2: Guilty
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Count #34: Guilty
It does. I'll write a song with those lyrics.
Mushroom! Mushroom!
(dick)
OOOOhhhh it's a snaaake!
badger badger, badger badger
One for Martin, two for Martin.
That's beautiful.