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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 44 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna literally drink water if they DON'T

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago

I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

[-] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 years ago

As a large languag model I do not drink water

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

I'm going to drink my water before you get to it!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

drinks the blood.

NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

weeps

immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

[-] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

HYDROHOMIES UNITE

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