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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago

What came first, the hammer or the nail?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago
[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming "PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!"

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It's a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen "losing," vain as it may be.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Two Hollywood "Alphas" on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 points 2 years ago

When a tornado meets a volcano

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

You would think someone that's spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago
[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Gimme some stone

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

The hammer. You can use it on things that aren't nails.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Very true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they'd need a hammer first to know what it looks like.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But you can also hit nails with things that aren't hammers.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You can hammer things that aren't nails and you can nail things that aren't hammers.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I generally don’t think of either of them as cumming

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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