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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 65 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 15 points 3 months ago

I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 points 3 months ago

nahh, you're lying, and you know that

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

All while one of the users has gimp in their session

[-] Turun@feddit.de 9 points 3 months ago

So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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