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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 4 months ago

We can make unlimited green power by putting these in orphans eyes and poking them with sharp sticks. Who want to invest?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

And we can market it as a more humane alternative to the orphan crushing machine. Pure genius.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

The orphans are still getting crushed afterwards, this just allows their lives to have meaning

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That goes without saying.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

"You mean all this is powered by a forsaken child?!"

"I didn't use the whole thing!"

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Isn't that just a summary of the military and their mission to secure oil?

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

The is green 🌈. So no ethical issues

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Just make sure to use rainbow coloured sticks.

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