We need an updated version of this.

First, the money goes underneath the liberal politicians and their capitalist and fascist cronies. The Marxists got that wrong. They don't serve capital - capital serves them.

Second, replace the religious types with media personalities.

Third, replace the diners with upper middle-class "managerial" types and move them one step up.

Fourth, move the goon squad one level down and - of course - replace them with pigs.