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A long term plan (lemmy.world)
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[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 89 points 5 months ago

All this time and energy wasted on chatbots, cancer research, and what have you. What we need is a universal robotic liver, so that we can all stay drunk all the time with no consequences.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago

Alcohol also increases your blood pressure, and that has nothing to do with the liver. Still wouldn't be a good idea to be drunk all the time.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 92 points 5 months ago

No, there are no consequences. I specifically requested it.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Well seeing as Nobody asked for it, I guess we don't have to do anything

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Alcohol is so much work to produce, with many deleterious effects on other parts of your physiology. Cut out the middle man and get a droud implanted. The only extra thing you'll need for the rest of your life is few handfuls of AA batteries.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

Yeah! Screw insulin pumps, we need glutathione pumps.

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