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Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions

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[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.

[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

I knew beets were up to no good.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!

I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.

[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

It can be about jerking off if you want it to.

Also yeah me too.

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