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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

It 1,000,000 BC

Ug just got new rock. Ug plays with rock.

Ug friend Og comes to cave. He has clubs. Ug main concern is being eaten by dinosaurs.

Ug didn't realize that it would be the last time Ug was happy.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Last time a human was happy

FIFY

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ug eaten by giant sloth the next day.

Humanity exterminates giant sloths

Giant sloths no longer able to bring about the Utopian Civilization that was promised

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Dinosaurs and Neanderthals did never coexist.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah? Try and explain this:

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

...I may have failed my history quiz.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

thats what capitalists want you to believe

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

c/BirdsArentReal

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2024
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