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[-] lauha@lemmy.one 243 points 1 year ago
  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 96 points 1 year ago

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[-] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 49 points 1 year ago

"But you are an English major"

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 year ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

It was in fact the major form of communication!

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 9 points 1 year ago

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone -1 points 1 year ago
[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's not fraud. Singing is normal.

[-] BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.

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