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[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The trick is to save many jars of the stuff, so you can really go out in style.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have an ex who was a self-described jar goblin and fancied herself a witch. Somehow, she couldn't conjure up a fucking job the entire time we were together. I keep as few jars in my home as possible now, and I use the two little heart-handled spoons she left behind when she moved as solely to scoop wet cat food from the tin because fuck her.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago

...fancied herself a witch. Somehow, she couldn't conjure up a fucking job

I'm sorry for your pain, but I laughed out loud at this. Guffawed, even.

[-] the_third@feddit.de -3 points 5 months ago

Okay, okay, you had to get that out, right? Better now?

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