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bOwl
(hexbear.net)
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I mean being an apex predator means you’re just really specialized and good at killing some other animals. Makes sense that there’d be weird glitches and blind spots in their abilities for other things, they didn’t evolve to lie in bowls, they evolved to be super light, quiet, nocturnal predators that can see small prey at great distances in the dark. There has to be some sort of compromise or they’d be too OP and have to be nerfed for balance.
This reminded me of an old joke:
Alternate hypothesis: you know how ceos and “master of the universe” always seem to like doing diaper play or being whipped… maybe this owl, who is a badass killer by night, just loves being flipped over and immobilized by pink human meat-sack generalists. Like he’s a king by night, sub by day.