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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Take all 100 green pills

Just fucking turn into a mummy instantly after committing my 24 hour crime spree

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine you just finished robbing a bank and you bust so hard that you blast off into the distance and nobody ever finds you again like a spooge-powered DB Cooper

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Looks like Flakes Bongler is blas- immediately dies of dehydration

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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