i want to see congresspeople slaughter each other legally in the defense of their bills

In today's livestream - Joe Jackass the Junior Republican Senator from Alabama will fight in a match of honor against Doug Douchebaggery the Senior Democratic Senator from California. I apologize in advance for the handle - the contest was chosen by poopmachine69. poopmachine69's choice and comment are "I wanna see them fight hand-to-hand to the death. Effing yeah. Effing yeah. You just said 'Effing yeah. Effing yeah.' That's stupid. I can chose the method of death but in my own voice I can't say the f word in it's natural, righteous form? That's lame!"