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I want to spy on the USA for China but they won't take me because I suck. ffs is there anything out there for failures to do to get ahead in life?

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

I got an interview by sending Xi nudes via the local embassy. I mean, it wasn't for a job, but you gotta get your foot in the door somehow. They know my name and it's just a matter of time, now.

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

I posted a few videos on instagram of me hitting baseballs in my backyard and Xi DM'd me about a job!

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Aw, dangit. Insta banned me after I tried to get an interview with Zuck!

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