Gee... I wonder what the aftereffects are from exploding over 5,000 nuclear bombs under the earth, and on the earth, and above the earth, and underwater, and on the water, and above the water? I wonder if there could be a residual problem? Do you think we might have damaged a couple of genes along the way? Maybe changed some genetic code? Some better, some worse?

Gee. All the evil shit we've done to the planet is coming back to say "bye".