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Lemons(?) of Lemmy, what is something that feels so obvious to you that you just get lowkey pissed at the world for not knowing? (lemmy.one)

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[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This grosses me out so much. Some men claim they don’t want to get germs on their penis, and that’s their justification. Just walk straight from the urinal snd leave, or they laughably just splash some water on their hands and leave calling it a day. So fucking gross.

I’d love to tell those men just how many droplets of urine bounce from the urinal and directly onto the front of their pants, lower shirt, on their arms, and all over their hands and penis. That shit ain’t clean, and you’re putting urine droplets on your face, eyes, and mouth less than 30 minutes later.

Fucking disgusting.

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[-] utopiah@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Some men claim they don’t want to get germs on their penis

How does that make any sense? What... how... I just... ?! Do they believe one washes their hands BEFORE peeing? Well OK, let's imagine that, then then would have... cleaner hands so... less germs? Do they imagine that one "reverse wash" theirs hands before? Like... rubbing their hands on the floor itself THEN pee? It makes absolutely 0 sense. I don't get any of it.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Im thinking they unzip, pull underwear out of the way, amd piss hands free?

[-] utopiah@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Ohhh... that actually makes sense, thanks!

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

they must keep a pair of tongs handy.

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