100
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Of course, Mr. President. I'm sad for this country to hear that being crooked wasn't enough and she went woke now too!

I've heard rumors that Q works for you. Is this true or more RINO nonsense? If it isn't just the wokists, have you learned how to play 4D chess or maybe even time travel?

Thank you so much for your time, Mr. President.

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

This "Q" is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don't need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We're going to do it with American grit. Got it?

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
100 points (94.6% liked)

chapotraphouse

13547 readers
596 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS