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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin' hot, I'm sure, if that's what you're into.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This but unironically.

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

[-] netvor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No wonder they never invented time machines to get to the future, if we're so keen on bullying them.

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